@Save me: You're Satan, aren't you?

@resonance462: I was thinking Pizza the Hutt, but a half a dozen of one...

@KagaSakai: Bobby Kotick is soooooo fat that he broke the Tony Hawk Ride controller just by standing on it. The game played about the same, though.

@Vedli: Yeah, this bothers me too. As I mentioned in an earlier post, the "shareholders first, employees last" mindset at Atari is precisely what convinced programmers to leave the company and start Activision. Now Activision has regressed into the den of self-absorbed corporate tools that its founders worked so…

Also... he's not mocking EA for shutting down internal development studios so soon after closing Red Octane and most of Neversoft, is he? The man's got balls of iron, I'll give him that.

"It was mainly because i wanted to somehow come across in a humorous way that we were responsible, in the way we made our games in that it wasn't some wild west, lack of process exercise and that we really did give some thought to the capital being used to provide a return of investment to shareholders."

Ambrosia... the Ritalin of the gods.

@bmart008: There are adapters out there... if you bought a Dreamcast to PC adapter like the old PC Joybox, it should function with the Playstation 3 as well. Personally, though, I'd recommend buying one of the Sega Saturn controllers for PCs and just plugging that into your PS3. It's much better suited to fighting…

Clashed? Slashed!

@Karlifornia: Or when Jon and Kate Plus Eight was listed as The Breeder's Cup.

NBC's indifference to viewers became pretty obvious when they dumped Conan O'Brien last month. There's a significant divide between the television networks and their customers... it's always been there, sure, but those ivory towers seem even higher and more impenetrable in recent years. There are no checks and…

@StevenRafael: I didn't know anyone wanted to!

Even if it is released for the PSP, it may not be released for the PSPgo!

@HideoFTW: Thanks for the advice... I forgot that there are some ISPs out there trying to push download caps. I'm moving to Tucson in the summer (hopefully) and will be looking into FIOS when I arrive.

@HideoFTW: I'm stuck with 3G, so even at its maximum speed the download would be pretty slow. Problem is, it rarely ever reaches that speed, making it even slooooower. I've found that renting games from GameFly is a much smarter move than downloading demos... and it doesn't take much longer for the games to arrive.

My, that IS pretty chunky. The only problem is that a demo of that size would probably take a century to download.

And just like that, the media covered it up to focus on another "IS XBOX LIVE RAPING YOUR KIDS?!?" story.

He's got the anatomy of a fiddler crab with roid rage. Makes me feel less self-conscious about my artwork.

I'd say it was one of the Rockstar developers. Just like Seth MacFarlane, they produce year after year of overrated, pandering tripe that's embraced by the public even as it becomes increasingly mean-spirited and redundant. Then they release spin-offs which are pretty much the same thing with different characters…

But we already knew this months ago! If Capcom thinks this is a surprise, they've got another thing coming.