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I think Mazda had a pretty cool lighting effect that was really more of an “NRL” (nighttime running light), but it was often overlooked because only the Mazda 6 Grand Touring trim level had this lighting effect. To me it always felt like a little nod to the Furai (RIP). Of course they got rid of it when they refreshed

I think it’s a perfect example of what Google is trying to make clear about the 6 benchmarks: they’re not the whole story. The 5 is optimized so nicely that most of the time it’s fast and smooth and easy and clean and out of your way, and the battery life and size are just a great mix.

No question, it’s any silver Tahoe/Suburban/Yukon from the early 2000's. But it has to be silver - for some reason silver vehicles of this ilk are extra indestructible. I see more of those on the road than I do any other “old” car.

The Jeep of Theseus.

Can we just agree that it’s the beige ‘95 Camry and call it a day?

How would we know.  Jalops don’t buy new cars we just comment on them.

The difference between 197 inches and 185 is huge. They aren’t roughly the same size - they are in different classes.

They would probably ruin it but Actraiser. Like keep the perspective and all the same, just give it a fresh coat of paint. I love that game. 

Gradius and Lifeforce as a 3rd person POV Starfox-like shooter.

My choice would be the Quest for Glory series, specifically the first game, So You Want to Be A Hero. It has an open world and varied path that encourages multiple play styles and attempts. Hell, the first one already got VGA remake in 1992 that was fucking amazing. Just need better ways of playing it other than on

Keep the SS you moron.

Yes, CX-5/9 is the right answer.

No Apple couldn’t. People don’t buy Nintendo products for the hardware specs. They buy them for the games and the innovation. Apple can’t replicate that. No other company can, really. No company has such a consistent track record with their first party games. 

Kia Souls are fucking great and if Americans weren’t insecure to the point of frantically committing suicide via autoerotic asphyxiation while furiously sobbing against the backdrop of “Proud To Be An American” played on endless repeat, they would be half the cars on the road. I’m prepared to die on this hill, fucking

You’ll make it definitely.  I have two 100 series LCs - both with more mileage than that and I’m from a rust state.  Yours is just a baby.  

You could complete that trip, realize you forgot the Jeep’s keys, and drive back to pick them up, and you’ll still cruise home without worry.

$20 says it’s gonna be totally fine.

Yeah you’re gonna be fine. I’d be more concerned about you hitting something than anything wrong with the LC. Toyota brakes take more push to engage than you’re probably used to.

No. That’s a Jeep Thing. You would understand. Perhaps a fold flat ARB inflator X-jack would get you by. Fancy car, fancy jack. There’s rules. 

This is the least insane thing you have ever done, which is hilarious.