If you are an adult male and you don’t know what inseam is... how do you buy pants?  

Just not in the states.  At all. So... regional checkmate?

Yeah, but you can buy the Wrangler with a stick, so who’s the real winner here?

You get it.  We can hang out.

Don’t lower it, just get comfortable on it. 33.5" (sportbike territory) isn’t all that high in the grand scheme of bike world, and 507 isn’t all that heavy. Time to hit the gym bruh, you got this. All lowering would do is reduce your curb hopping clearance, and mess up the bike’s angles... and who wants that?

Honestly,…

Best Superbowl Halftime Show Ever.

Seriously though, this recognition is so long overdue.

Pfft. 08 Saturn Astra all day long.

An exceedingly rare true win/win argument.

‘Cause that’s how we roll here.

While initially harsh, you ain’t wrong about all the videos.

I don’t watch them either, I guess maybe the kids do?

The two best 1 year colors, ‘92 and ‘95.

The new orange is really good as well.

You do realize those cars probably spew more contamination into the atmosphere than the Lincoln, right?

I can’t be the only person with a set of tin snips out there.

Apparently she needs a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited.

These are good baseball kids.

That is some ugly drifto Photoshop right there.

This sounds more feasible.

I would like to point out that when I drive slow in my Jeep I’m very courteous and spend all of in the rightmost... err.. ugh... leftmost (?!) lane?

I kid, I kid.

Silver Altima.

Fair enough.