I used to watch Dr. Ruth as a teenager late at night in my parents' basement. First time I ever experienced sex positivity.

It'll be my new completely unique recipe, Desperately Trying To Prevent Divorce Chicken! You'll never guess the secret ingredient!

The joke is not actually offensive for all the reasons mentioned here, but it seems tonally incongruous for the Simpsons, which I guess is the issue with the whole crossover. Family Guy is occasionally funny, but the tone of the humor is completely different. Family Guy is irreverent and offensive. The Simpsons is…

God damn it, Lindsay.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

omg I can SO see this being chock full of love letters and nudie pics (obvs with a label-maker sign saying "PROPERTY OF JOHN. STAY OUT. THAT MEANS YOU CALEB")

Burn me at the stake if you will, but I still don't want to see your breastfeeding photos on Facebook.

"The question was asked, 'What could make a woman become so dark? To lose all sense of her maternity, her womanhood, and her softness?'"

Imagine a campaign to get cars to look twice for motorcycles before changing lanes. What if a car driver got upset by that and said "NOT ALL CARS HIT MOTORCYCLES!!!1!" Like, duh, but it's still an important message, and your reaction makes absolutely no sense.

I'm happy to re-phrase: Your balls aren't that big.

I'm sorry, but every time I hear someone talk about how Mother's day is a manufactured piece of shit Hallmark holiday and OH MY GOD THEY WILL NOT BE A PART OF THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS....

I think the truly shocking thing here is that people still use Instant Messaging.

So, he's racist and insecure?

I almost had sex with a racist once. All he offered was a crew neck t-shirt with the arms ripped out to sleep in.

I am sometimes grateful that while I am not a monster or anything, I was not born with knock-down-amazing-attract-all-the-men-in-the-WORLD looks. Because I've never had to weigh whether or not Chanel bags are worth sex with an 80 year old racist.

you know what? fuck you on that last part. there is nothing delicious or amazing about this fucking drug.

SCORE! This kid just wrote my wedding vows for me.