I’ll give you expandable memory but the rest of the list is just a poor shit post. You want 5G support when it’s going to be YEARS before 5G is accessible to most people not just a few select major cities. The screen is small, why do you need pencil support? Headphone jack, are we still bitching about this? Get over…

Phones in China have had dual-SIM slots for years, which is a great feature. Not having a micro-SD card slot for expanding storage is ridiculous.

“Dude, this story I heard says you’re inhaling vitamin E, ass, and taint! At least that’s what the news person said. Not sure. I am so baked right now.”

Why...do parents buy smartphones for their kids? Are they just that stupid? Teens are dumb. It’s a fucking fact of life. They are immensely susceptible to outside pressures and giving them a smartphone is essentially handing them a goddamn pack of cigarettes. You can try to set as many rules as you want but you’re…

Listen, I know we joke about who will be first against the wall come the revolution, but surely people who hang up their jeans are near the top of the list.

Listen, I know we joke about who will be first against the wall come the revolution, but surely people who hang up…

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