You missed the joke, but that's ok. It's a meme “Friendship ended with X / Now Y is my best friend.”

I’d pay 2 grand for a iPhone that uses the same charging port as my iPad pro and MacBook pro.

So all these weak-sauce features and we won’t even mention the one that would have been used most regularly? USB C would reduce the number of cables most “pro” users have to carry, would reduce time spent charging, and increase the versatility of wired connections. Call apple out on their lightning-licensing cash-grab.…

“... while dick around on Slack.”

“... while dick around on Slack.”

Confirmed. I tried on Android and was unable to get it unlocked or find it in settings

Ok, iMessage is better. So where’s the android app? If Apple released it for Android, it would probably end all competition. I’m sure most people would be perfectly happy letting Apple spy on their communications for the convenience of finally becoming a blue bubble on some tech-illiterate snob's expensive visual…

“...most of which are extremely complex and involve open questions that any reasonable person couldn’t be /assed/ to answer.”

I was on the fence before, but seeing this drastic of discount makes me really worry how much revenue these smartdevices are bringing to Google post-transaction. Can someone convince me this isn't too good to be true?

I was on the fence before, but seeing this drastic of discount makes me really worry how much revenue these…