It was an abysmal joke, but he has a point in that it's worthless without $80 of DLC. I say this as a fan of the game with hundreds of hours on it.

Yeah, but think about it conceptually.

CSGOLounge is pretty secure. Why the third-party hate, m8?

Is that the IRL version of NSFW-spraying in TF2?

Well, then you get an out, pal. For future reference (just because it’s a handy thing to know), a big part of Halo’s combat techniques are “punch (drains shields) then headshot (really the only part that’s worth shooting at)” or vice versa. Much punching and shooting.

Yeah, before anything else they need to get out a certain game that rhymes with “Mallout Tour.”

Ever played Halo?

Bungie did it with the Cryptarch in Destiny, but they have been condescending this entire time to every single complaint, so there's that. It really is like they just want to piss the community off.

"The Storm" is largely what makes H3 my favorite singleplayer campaign of all time.

The next Metal Gear is for XO too, I think.

I like him, a lot, but I think he just goes too far sometimes. It's not funny, it's just kind of disturbing. The writing is very good, so at least it's a well-executed kind of disturbing,

Same. I never get enjoyment out of killing civvies; I'm a moral idiot like that, I suppose. All up for Lancer executions in Gears, though. Funny, that.

Yeah, I wonder if his family can sue the doc?

Watch this.

Wha—oh. I unfortunately did not get around to finishing that game. Kinda proud my intuition was right, though. Pervdar on point.

Sex Deviant sounds like a cut Japanese-only Dead Rising boss.

Yeah, until they give me anything closer to my ship than a goddamn loading screen, that "medals" idea is gonna continue to suck and just scream "we're a bunch of lazy prats."

I was actually surprised that some of this stuff was not Titanfall-related. Regardless, they should hire him (or take some notes) for the sequel. Really be great for fleshing out the fantastic universe they created over at Respawn.

Exactly. Like CoD and Battlefield have dozens of guns, but it's silly to think that there isn't just a handful that are truly the best and do the job right. This (according to Respawn) is why they had only one AR and one shotgun and soforth. Because redundancy just eats up development time.

Can you please, please please do me a huge favor sweetheart?