But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

But in...

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

Thanks Bobby, I am more than happy not to see Passengers.

Thank you for your service and for saving me fifteen bucks.

the battle over Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos (apparently named Emma and Isabella) will never end,

And yet your comment is here. And out of the grays. Crazy, huh?

This made me laugh more than is polite in my quiet office.

He is not a monster, just a man that really screwed up and has been paying in many ways.”

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

I’ve been watching that little dog for like three minutes. Watching like a two year old, complete with slack jaw and inability to do anything more than breathe in amazement. The only reason I am commenting (except to say that I love it too much) is because I have to stop watching it or I will never, ever look away.…

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.

Next they’ll tell me drinking myself into a stumbling mess is unhealthy... I think they’re grasping at straws for attention.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

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Fuck men!

Her attempts to elide the queerness of most of the dead (and thus why they were targeted) by insisting that the dead were merely “Floridians” and “human beings” was maddening. Oh, so LBTQ people are sex deviants when they want to marry, and child molesters when they want to use a bathroom, but it takes dying to be…