See, I’m a really vigorous exercise swimmer. All those tiny, flimsy pieces of shit would flip up and show the world my tits the second I did a foot first surface dive. So it’s a one piece Speedo for me.

Um, I’ve read the book 3 times. Nowhere is Mindy Park’s race mentioned. Sure, Park is a common Korean name, but her race is never brought up. The only times race was brought up was when Kapoor said he was Hindu, and when Martinez mentioned being Mexican. So I can understand the anger over the casting of Kapoor, but…