In Texas, making the statement during the voir dire that “I cannot accept the full range of sentencing options” - whether made truthfully or not - is typically sufficient to be dismissed as a potential juror. The bottom line is that no one wants a hung jury, and having a stick in the mud who is willing to dismiss the…

<clutches pearls> wON’T sOMBODY tHINK oF tHE cHILDREN!!?!

Yeah. And they have the lowest infection numbers in the country. Funny, innit? 

WAAAAAAH!! Two kids under 5 that AREN’T STATISTICALLY SUSCEPTIBLE, you Chicken Little bitch. And no, our hospitals aren’t full. That’s the government lie that you have bought hook, line, and sinker.

No, no. Fuck *you* if you die. I’m not wearing a mask. Sounds like your bitchass immune system needs to grow a pair. 

I’ve had my beard since ‘98. You can fuck all the way off. 

Grave before shave. Go fuck yourself, hamster. 

“It’s long past the time we went door to door, offering a vaccine or a jail cell.”

This is the whitest piece I’ve seen on here in a dog’s age. I award it 10/10 golf claps. Bravo!

“Hi, how are ya?”

FYI, you left your Boss off the list. Aaaaaand now that’s stuck in your head. No charge.

Vodka. 

The Hangover Skillet at Boomerjack’s in D/FW is pretty legit:

“Garlic fresh-cut fries with caramelized onions and peppers, bacon, melted Cheddar Jack Cheese, topped with smoked brisket and a sunnyside up egg”

To the above, I would add two Maker’s Manhattans, taken directly in sequence. 

Cara Delevingne (Valerian, Suicide Squad)
Joel Kinnaman (Robocop, Suicide Squad, House of Cards)
Dan Hedaya (Addams Family, Clueless, Alien Resurrection)
Sophie Fucking Turner (Game of Thrones, X-Men Dark Phoenix)
Olivia Munn (X-Men Apocalypse, Dark Phoenix)
Owen Wilson (bad in everything)
Jessie Eisenberg/Michael Cera…

That’s magnificent! My wife and I started dating in ‘95, and I have fond memories of showing her my favorite game back when it was new. It’s one of the few that she’ll still look up from whatever she’s doing to watch me play. I’m trying to get one of our boys to show an interest in it, but - you know...Fortnite. <ugh>

My 24-year love affair with Chrono Trigger is something so magical that I can’t put into words. I have played it at least 10 times from start to finish, and I still marvel at its superb story, its 13 possible endings, and some of the most amazing, iconic music you’ll ever hear. If you have somehow managed to avoid…

I have restarted God of War twice now. I think my biggest hang-ups (as someone who played all the PS2/PS3 GoW entries) are with the complexity of the controls and the difficulty. I typically go with the default difficulty option for my first playthrough, but I found some of the fights to be seriously cheap, and the…

Some of those R.E.M. albums are worth a mint on the second-hand (Discogs) market. Since vinyl was at its nadir during the 90s and early 00s, many of the artists I grew up listening to greatly reduced (or neglected altogether) the number of copies they’d press of a new album. I’d love to get a copy of New Adventures in…

In Texas, too! I bought my wife a turntable for Christmas, and now we have 100+ records. Vinyl is alive and thriving!