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I’m genuinely sorry that you had that experience. Truly. I had a physically and verbally abusive father growing up. I spent my entire life up to the point of becoming a dad wanting to infuse as much joy as I possibly could into my own children’s lives to counteract all the negative shit that I endured. I would have

No I didn’t, you hyperbolic, pearl-clutching snowflake. I have bent over backwards to model respectful behavior toward women for my boys - particularly to my wife, who has been with me for 24 years. But I’m obviously a terrible person who tickles his own children without their consent, and in your mind, that

I think it’s different for parents. I wouldn’t have been cool with extended family/friends tickling my boys, and none of them ever tried to do it that I can recall. That’s definitely not okay, and I’m obviously not as tactile with my niece or nephews or my friends’ kids as I am with my own kids. That’s the kind of

Utter bullshit. I’m the father of three boys (14, 11, 8). My wife and I tickled them regularly as babies and toddlers. Less so as they got older. We’re mostly sticking to high-fives and bear hugs these days. Maybe the occasional noogie. They certainly were never traumatized by being tickled and are now just

I don’t care about any of that, so long as Arya gets to kill Cersei while wearing Jaime’s face.

I fucking LOVE this game! One of the greatest fighters of all time, and it’s not even available via Xbox Live/Playstation Store. :(

No, he’s not - and wherever he is, he has you to thank for that. Through the simple act of sharing his life, you have transformed the mundane, trivial processes that comprise so much of our day-to-day fumblings into the celebration of the greatest parts of your brother’s life.

When we watch the highlight reel of our

Like a drooling, gatdam retard.

Not my real pic/name, but I won’t let that stop me from taking that as a compliment. Cheers! https://gph.is/XJx6oS

Why the hell not? I’m trying to channel positive energy here. Haters like you, on the other hand, love to obsess about the fact that Dallas hasn’t been back to a Super Bowl since ‘95. That’s your go-to stroke stat. Like jerking off to the same creepy vintage clip in your cobweb-festooned porn stash, complete with

I don’t subscribe to your interpretation of how Dallas has been covered, but none of that changes the fact that the Cowboys are a scary, competitive team right now. As a lifelong fan, I could objectively look at the previous six games we had won and confess that they were all against mediocre teams with losing/barely

Cowboys’ final four games:

1. Philly - A banged-up shitshow of a squad that will probably go down in NFL history as the biggest single-season fall from grace for a defending Super Bowl champ. We’re going to pluck their dirty tail feathers.
2. @Indy - Yeah, they’ve won five in a row going into Sunday to stand at 6-5,

Gatdam, this thread is salty! Can’t stop. Just one more bite...

The best part was when Diogo ate that high-speed elevator. 

Finish Night in the Woods, then plug back in to Breath of the Wild exclusively until Far Cry 5 comes out in March.

“The pitchforks and Molotov cocktails have been sitting out in the shed since 2009.” Meaning what, exactly? That you and your political ilk genteely placed them there when Barry got elected and you thought that all would finally be made right with the world? Yeah, how’d that work for you?

 A sputtering, wheezing

Welp, there go another 200 hours of my life.

White guy from Arlington here:

I don’t hunt, and the only thing I shoot are clay pigeons. I don’t keep my 12 gauge on a gun rack .

College football sucks. I’d rather deal with the blight of free agency than turning over my whole roster every 4 years. Still, a greater percentage of NCAA players actually stand for the