The Op-ed is entertaining if you are reading it with Frasier Crane’s radio voice in your head.

Also go Panthers! I mostly keep my head down, go to class, do my readings and don’t participate in the watching of the sportsballs, but I still have a touch of the Panther pride.

Shorewood does have the benefit of having UWM smack dab in it. It also gets dicey in terms of politics in West Allis and Cudahy but less from a elitist North Shore nancy perspective, and more from the holy-roller, Nascar racist perspective. But Cudahy and Stallis don’t really count.

We’re a pretty liberal lot if you ignore the North Shore.

Thank you! I love my Drunk Uncle of a City.

I don’t have a car, can you pick me up from Milwaukee during your flight or are we agreeing that Milwaukee and Madison would be allowed to secede?

I can’t look away.

Chris Pratt can be in any shape he wants and I’m still deeply attracted to him. Me-ow.

The patronizing way he talks to Jehmu...

His anti-you, anti-Dayna pieces are just randomly littered with pictures of you ladies. It’s really, creepy. And he seems like the worst.

I worked at a Subway way back in my salad days. That smell sticks to you. Lord does it stick to you. I have a gag trigger when someone even mentions cold cuts.

Kathleen Turner as Debbie plz.

D'awwww at Britney Spears and Ed O'Neill.

Oh man. This sounds like a bizarre experience. I also gagged when you described the potato salad as warm.

Dolly Parton's memoirs are a delight, if you can get your hands on a copy. I would mail Pictorial the one I came across, but I gave it to a friend who would crazy murder me if I took it away from her.

Tilda Swinton as a harlequin sort of Bowie-esque "Ashes to Ashes" Pennywise.

Not me! I'm going to be one. :( I woke up extra early on Tuesday so I could definitely NOT vote for the asshat.

This is going to bother me until I figure it out.

This is going to bother me until I figure it out.

WHO IS IT?