That audience had PUH-lenty of old racist white ladies to pull from. Was there, but back by the picnic tables where a family claimed four tables and all but growled at anyone who came too near.

I kept puking up the vicodin they gave me! Absolutely no regrets, but given a do-over, I'd have done it at the clinic with a procedure. 

I wish! I did tell him, after his frantic apology text that I liked him but I didn't LIKE like him.

I burned it from my phone but I once received an exercise in amateur literotica from my brother that was meant for his girlfriend. I texted back "Please, sir, there's been a mistake " and then died inside. 

It will just be him and Kate Winslet playing everybody.

Nothing but the best wishes for your recovery. Congratulations! This internet stranger is proud of you.

Dang.

Seriously, Benny and Hop were clearly the hottest dudes on that show. I was distraught that they got rid of him so fast.

Very creepy. Probably underwhelming to some, but I think it’s effective. Especially if there is a bit of a twitchiness to his walk.

What is Roy Batty doing so far south of futuristic San Francisco?

Thank you, ma’am! :)

I first noticed in that classic adventure film poster they did and was like “Who is that Baberaham Lincoln? “ and he brought that swagger to the show and I definitely hope to see more of him. Actually, more of the whole cast. They were perfection.

My poor boyfriend. All I’ve been talking about is how I’m twitter flirting with Hopper.

Me, moments before I blushed to death. What a baaaaabe.

Oh fuck. Screeeeeamiiing.

California does. I’m a captionist and it’s totally an FCC mandated thing there.

Grouping her with my (now dead) ex-stepfather as people who are the worst. He caught me making an after school snack when I was 11, and told me he never heard of a fat cheerleader. When I was sobbing, my mom told me he was just trying to help. Fuck this lady, fuck him, and fuck my mom too.

Poor Tippi...

Sweaty Hitchcock cosplayer Roger Ailes...

God, she winks with the effortless skill of Lucille Bluth.