I can’t look away.

Chris Pratt can be in any shape he wants and I’m still deeply attracted to him. Me-ow.

The patronizing way he talks to Jehmu...

His anti-you, anti-Dayna pieces are just randomly littered with pictures of you ladies. It’s really, creepy. And he seems like the worst.

I worked at a Subway way back in my salad days. That smell sticks to you. Lord does it stick to you. I have a gag trigger when someone even mentions cold cuts.

Kathleen Turner as Debbie plz.

D'awwww at Britney Spears and Ed O'Neill.

Oh man. This sounds like a bizarre experience. I also gagged when you described the potato salad as warm.

Dolly Parton's memoirs are a delight, if you can get your hands on a copy. I would mail Pictorial the one I came across, but I gave it to a friend who would crazy murder me if I took it away from her.

Not me! I'm going to be one. :( I woke up extra early on Tuesday so I could definitely NOT vote for the asshat.

This is going to bother me until I figure it out.

This is going to bother me until I figure it out.

WHO IS IT?

This all hits way too close to home for me. My mother was raped by one of my grandmother's boyfriends. After my grandmother found out about this, she still ended up marrying the man. He was convicted decades later after assaulting one of my family members, and is now in prison. I was never able to look my grandma in…

Happy to say that I did not vote for him either times, and shan't again. Terrified that it won't make a difference. It's insane how conservative the rest of the state is when I leave my bubble of Milwaukee/Madison. I wish Tom Barrett hadn't been such a poor choice for a candidate. Still mad at my fake boyfriend, Russ…

Not me. That movie was boring. ;)

But... who will watch _____ so I don't have to?

God, I was just waiting for someone to post a response to that pretentious, condescending piece from Slate. Thanks, Madeleine!

I have a friend who works maintenance in a hotel she stayed at once. He was called into her room for some repair one Easter, and my friend said they she was just the sweetest with the holiday wishes and general politeness towards my friend who had the misfortune of working on a holiday (well not such a misfortune, he…

Yes! Thank you for this. Literally the only thing I've read on the internet that has not made me weep in despair. You're the best!