Oh man I'm always excited when the CEO of uber comments on Jezebel.

This will either cure your Bronn crush, or you’ll be lost forever. Watch if you dare.

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Mayweather? I’m not much into boxing and don’t really know who he is. Though I do know who Manny is because my wife is from the Philippines. Even though I may be partial to Manny, Mayweather just seems like a cocky, arrogant idiot. Kind of reminds me of Kanye West. And oddly enough…

I have to say, Timothy Dalton in this film is one of the finest performances of any actor ever on screen.

Tina Belcher was her campaign manager. #butts

It’s always been over the top, but since the X-rays it’s really gotten to an almost absurd point. Like it’s gore without a point.

Ok, they've finally done it. They've finally made me feel bad about myself in comparison to them. I've resisted for a long time. But now, with this young one, I just can't. Can I have my rant rant now? I don't think I can stop myself. I have a degree, and 2 certificates, I'm a registered nurse and a bloody good one at…

It would be better to use actual Mortal Kombat characters period and not these stupid as shit one off movie characters

Meh, never been a huge Jason fan. I think considering an Evil Dead TV series is coming out soon, Ash Williams would be a better horror-themed guest character. Add Bruce Campbell with a wee bit of voiceover and you've got some gold!

I hope she doesn't lose a set throughout.

Are you my mummy?

I must never let the girlfriend see that picture.

You guys see any Axe body spray on this list? No? Well then, STOP FUCKING BATHING YOURSELF IN IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!

Sex positivity: it's a thing! Yay things!

Objectifying women/consuming material that objectifies women in a public place is, in my experience, not at all uncommon. And giving zero fucks about it always seems, to me, like an act of hostility. It's certainly nothing worthy of respect.

Dude is my hero.

And those of us who enjoy the finer things? Well we'll just be over here. Drinking gin.

I agree. The outfit is AMAZING but her face just doesn't match at all. Like... I don't see Ashe, I see an Asian female in an Ashe outfit.

That's okay. I don't want to.