She’s more than meets the eye?

First thing I thought of:

So far the only woman on the show who I didn’t want to smack silly has been killed off. Maddie and her daughter are raging morons.

Calling those a bladeless fan its about ask correct as calling something with wheels a hoverboard. Just cause the fan blades are shrouded doesnt mean they arent there. You cant see the engine on your car when the hood is down, does that make it engineless? Stupid name, stupid design, stupid price.

Calling those a bladeless fan its about ask correct as calling something with wheels a hoverboard. Just cause the…

Not a fan?

Not a fan?

Well, you know. If you are a a yuppie/millennial/30something working at an office, you gotta look cool to your co-workers. Why else would you pay $200+ for a fan/heater, when a $20 ceramic heater/blower would do a better job?

Well, you know. If you are a a yuppie/millennial/30something working at an office, you gotta look cool to your…

Madonna’s kinda out of it lately....

What’s stupid is the back of these ladies’ shirts say “Obama, you’re fired!”

This is someone who chose to marry Kris Kardashian. I don’t know why anyone is surprised that she is a stupid, shallow asshole.

Dear NASCAR:

Don’t be, there are always people more ridiculous than you at the gym. Such as the dudes that wear air depriving masks and look like Bane. Or the people that twerk during cycle classes.

Here! Drink this!

I’ve shared this story during Jezebel’s yearly spooky stories contest (aka Best Time of the Year), but a friend of mine told me that the house her parents moved into has a ghost, witnessed by several family members and medium/plumber. As the story goes, a plumber came to fix something in the basement, after which…

The only person who can call me sweetie

I think people are too mean to the Miss Universe contestants, and that Steve Harvey is a jerkface who needs to go away.

the two friends have already chosen their fantasy castings: Rooney Mara and Jennifer Lawrence

If rat pee is acceptable on your pop can, human pee on your shrink wrap is fair game.

I don’t know what Rat Rat is up to, I assume some sort of Mafia-Rat hit but I know what Pizza Rat was doing: taking dinner home to his master...and secret lover.

I’m pretty sure he goes by the username WeekendAtBernies2016 on WSHH.

I was wondering if they’d finished the expansion to the Kurt Locker.