I want to fart on this guy after a week of eating nothing but pepperoni and dried fruit.

But it's the two BEST worlds!

So her AA meeting ended early what's the problem here?

AGREED. Give the dude some scruff please.

I played for 24 hours straight.

Oh yes. They call those guys "buddyfuckers". They are basically like predators, laying in wait for the husband to deploy, then they lay the moves. I am so glad I was completely not involved in that culture when I was in the military. I spent most of my time playing WoW and dating on match.com. Sad, but better…