This, exactly. 11 girls, and you want a free table with a bottle in Las Vegas? Why? Do you know how much that's worth. It's known that only super hot girls get free shit at clubs. Pitch some money together and get your own table. That's what my friends do for their birthdays. You save yourself the bad time and you…

"Here's to the security guards who maybe had a degree in another land. Here's to the manicurist who had to leave her family to come here, painting the nails, scrubbing the feet of strangers. Here's to the janitors who don't even fucking understand English yet work hard despite it all. Here's to the fast food…

annnnnnnnnnnd once again theres Arizona being the Florida of teh West Coast .

A little higher quality video:

I would have paid $100 if they could have re-created this gif as they are now. Plus add some disco music to boot.

My wife and I got married in March, on an exceptionally reasonable budget.

Kung Lao is somewhat better if you ask me. Less stereotypical. And dat hat.

Cersei and Jaime

On the other hand - fuck the concept of Armani Junior.

ELLEN? NO THANKS. NO. THANKS.

I think the internet's anonymity makes for honesty in the mists of an otherwise superficial society. Having anonymity allows one to not feel threatened and pressured by the thoughts of his/her peers in the real world, and thus it allows him/her to speak their mind on issues that are more than often considered barred…

I'm going to have to vote for "King Joffrey of Pop."