Those jeans must be too tight

IBM in a country in Southeast Asia has a habit of hiring relatives in upper management...

One thing I remember during grad school: instant ramen with a fried egg is somehow tasty!

So what happens when they ask you to throw away that bottle when going through the TSA ....

I foresee a lot of trouble with that bottle

looks like Hercules (Marvel)

My thoughts exactly... Must be chicken legs

Botox ? Whats that?

So Hakkassan is the Island of Dr Moreau?

How about a Cat Cafe?

$592 a month? In Tokyo?

There's a bunch of aholes who do donuts in a residential intersection in Oakland in a regular basis and the cops don't even do anything

yeah thats the first thing I thought of when i saw that face

This one looks more human than the first one..

Its from a complimentary table. Those guys are dirtbags so you have to accept what they ask for something free. You can always pay for it to avoid this problem.

Zombie you say?

Med school must be a breeze if you got time to do this...

Couldn't you just get your cappuccino snack fix from cookies ?

Well the noise comes from the bamboo, it doesnt hurt with the armor and all but you can still get bruises on your arms. I keep getting scrapes on my feet since there's no shoe