I thought I was the only one who saw that show. This must be what it sounds like when doves cry.

So Roseanne’s book was The Grasshopper Lies Heavy...

I know plenty of men and women who took the Roseanne Connor path in life—champion of the downtrodden early in life to paranoid, muslim-fearing Trump supporter in middle-age—so I really don’t understand why people are so shocked by this turn of events.

“Spike Lee... can... play... with... himself... while... swallowing... his... climax!”

- A.A. Dowd

“I nearly made it through an entire screening without puking. We are truly living in a golden age of cinema.”

I ended up on Gojira’s tour bus once several years ago and had this discussion with their drummer (I think) when he asked me if I liked metal (I don’t really listen to it). We were listening to Beck on the the bus. The vibe I got from him was “playing metal is just my job, I don’t really like listening to it”.

Mitchell and Webb did it best, I think

Calling it now: Elsie is the other “human-host hybrid”. When Bernard discovered her, she was just way too clean-looking to have been chained up in a cave for so long. The real Elsie is dead.

Fuck, that wrecked me.

I think that’s where the missing 3D robot printer thing went. To create the immortal Ford. It’s looking like we’re seeing a battle between Ford’s consciousness and Arnold’s, who figured out Ford’s plans and is trying to stop him.

Classic Rock, man.

At the beginning I was really hoping we were about to see Roger Sterling in Mad Men World

Now I wanna see Jesse Plemons play Jesse P. Lemons on SNL.

When I worked in a record store, customer butcherings of artist names became those artists’ names for me. So Kacey Musgraves is now Cassie Muskrat, Maroon 5 is now Moron 5, and Corinne Bailey Rae is now Corrina Ballerina.

For your own safety, change your names and move to another country.

Oh I didn’t know where else to share this but I spotted Tom “Jaqen H’ghar” Wlaschiha in the film Munich.

Finally got around to wrapping up a game of Civ V I had left in limbo, in which the Iroquois were dominating North and Central America.

Greetings and salutations! I hope this weekend finds you well. Here’s my pile of stuff:

That bit was agonizingly bad and seemed to last for ten minutes. Perhaps she convincingly portrayed a sensitive teen girl in the YouTube age- where’s the comic premise? What’s funny about it? Do they think teens watch this shitty ancient show?

My God, become a farmer and never read about any of this garbage ever again! Your life will improve! You’ll get satisfaction! You’ll meet new people and animals and then milk them! I envy you!