Well, personally, I believe she was hacked — but that’s what you get when you mess with the Soviet Yugoslavs.

While the question ever changes, the answer remains the same: because otherwise people will make fun of you. Seriously, though the reasons I sometimes grow a beard are a combination of not wanting to shave every fucking day and the irritation to my skin, particularly the neck area. So having a beard while shaving my…

There is no animal called bison. There’s the European bison, or wisent, which looks like this:

Bye, son!

It improves the beard’s jawline simulation factor by as much as 30%. And let’s be honest, that’s at least partly the purpose of most beards.

I’ll never understand why the idea of social welfare gets shit on by people who will benefit from it. Well, I do understand, but it doesn’t make it less disheartening. Why try to make anything better then? Civil Rights? Yeah, fuck that noise. What’s next a computer that’ll fit in your pocket!?

Technically, because it makes you beard look better and groomed. In practice, it’s because neckbeards are associated with the kind of lazy, gross people who spend so much of their time on the Internet making it horrible for everybody else.

We appreciate your brevity.

+1. Your phrasing made it totally worth it. Pedantic jerk.

You’re no jerk. You’re the kind of pedant I can really appreciate. After all, someone’s got to do it. Kudos to you!

As a Netrunner player, they were not only playing correctly, but also using recent cards, and the scene was clearly written by someone who’s familiar with the game.

NOHO Hank’s text message to Barry including the custom Bitmoji of him saying “GULP!” was hilarious. I also laughed at “Leeroy Jenkins!”, even though I didn’t quite place it at first, I just half-remembered it from the Warcraft episode of South Park. If I remember correctly, Hader was a writer/consultant on that show…

I don’t watch the show - though I look at the reviews sometimes because I’m curious about it - and I coincidentally listened to a podcast with one of the creators, so I can answer this question!

‘Them’ would be used in the context of your sentence.
As Taylor themselves said, “My preferred pronouns are ‘they, them, and their’”

Taylor’s “LEEROY JENKINS!” had me on the goddamn floor. As far as obnoxious douchebag characters go, I’m fine with the show keeping him around... for now.

Barry’s use of ‘Leroy Jenkins’ rivaled that of Dog with a Blog.

If a company holds a “we care” day, then they’re only trying to make people think they care. If a company actually does care then they don’t need a day for it, their actions would show it throughout the year.

“We care” days are nothing but proof that you don’t. A few employees that care doesn’t mean the company does.

When I was a kid, I had a nightmare once where I kept on waking up. Like I would get dressed and then Bam! I would wake up. I stayed in my bed for like an hour afraid to move when I actually did wake up because I was afraid I was in a dream. A few weeks I had the dream again, but instead of being afraid I was like,…

I have definintely had nightmares within nightmares. It’s pretty unsettling.

That rocket launch was not great Bob!