He’s really setting himself up for failure. “I promise you I’ll be home by 5:15 tonight. You can stake all your feelings of trust and self-worth on it. There is no conceivable way that I, the chief of police for a whole town, would be distracted by anything.”

This is the second time people in this comments section have gone at each other for no reason (or maybe it’s the first; it’s hard to tell when the order is all screwy). Something about Stranger Things reviews really gets people up in arms.

Oh, maybe that’s it. I’m sure I forgot a few things from last season.

Why can’t Barb’s parents know she’s dead? Why can’t Mike know Eleven is living with Hopper? I’m sure the show will tell us, but still, I wonder.

I thought it was a remake of the Shaq movie but apparently that’s Kazaam. I’m probably going to forget this again very soon.

I must post this again:

The stuff about Keeler’s mother being from India makes it hard for me to believe he’s racist, but then again, there’s Bobby Jindal. In any case, it must be said that Keeler is really good at playing bass as a lead instrument.

It will haunt us until the end of Dan Aykroyd’s days

Ah, the Al Swearengen defense.

I think the Emmys are bullshirt but I still want these two to at least get nominated.

My modem’s restart button requires a paper clip as well.

I was just reading an interview where she said that Ted Danson told her she was the best scene partner he’d ever worked with. I believe her.

I’m delighted that he showed up on this show because I was sad he left Brooklyn 99.

Janet seemed really pleased when Michael told him he had become attached to her, almost like her telling him to kill her was a test that he passed.

I think she could do both. The Crown’s first season took less than half a year to film, so I’m sure there’s time for other stuff.

It’s like Deadwood but with more attractive people.

Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische; Frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritze.

Such turbulence for Marilyn Manson’s band lately. The singer broke his leg, a former member died, and now this.

I assumed Leah Remini was his new wife, but apparently they’re not together yet. What’s the point of killing off his first wife, then? They can’t have two major female characters?

Yeah, I feel like the show is trying to tell me that burning someone’s house down isn’t a big deal.