I started watching Deadwood for the second time. David Milch’s dialogue is hard to follow at first, but now that I know what’s going on I can understand what everyone’s saying. I had the same experience watching Luck, which was like it was in a foreign language the first time around but then the second time I watched…

Cicely Strong did, what, three different accents? She’s good at those things.

I fear I don’t know what “as fuck” means anymore.

The guy who reviewed the last season of Treme here said he didn’t like the theme song. I was amazed. How can you not like Treme Song?

It’s kind of like rolling two six-sided dice, where 7 is the most common result, 6 and 8 are the next most common, and so on, until 2 and 12 are equally the least likely. Maybe they took that system and added 1 to the numbers. Probably not.

Ted Danson is great.

It’s ridiculous they have to put up with that. I’m surprised they don’t just move out. They’d probably get a good price for the house.

Next time I hear a British person call someone a tosser I’m going to pretend this is what they’re referring to.

There was already an adaptation of Monopoly. It was called Boardwalk Empire.

All we know for certain is that Matt Damon has not denied trying to kill Harvey Weinstein.

I thought that was pretty great... although I’m surprised she thinks it’s offensive to call a Native American an Indian. I guess she doesn’t know any.

The teachers suddenly rallying behind Gamby felt unearned, but I guess he’s preferable to the tyrant Russell and his Sweat Dogs.

Co-opting internet trolls’ braying bully lingo is an iffy move

The Dana Carvey Show was good at that, sticking a corporate sponsor’s name in the title and then ridiculing it. The Mountain Dew Dana Carvey Show had a sketch whose aim was to make people associate Mountain Dew with urine.

I just got caught up on The Good Place, so now I have to wait a week between episodes, which is some forking bullshirt. It’s a really good show. Was it really not nominated for any Emmy Awards? That’s absurd. You’d think David Simon created it or something.

I dislike Kelsey Grammer because his name has caused countless people to misspell “grammar”. Also, I don’t like Tim Allen because his movie causes people to think “Santa Claus” is spelled “Santa Clause”. Also, I’m kidding, if that wasn’t obvious.

Well, I have the opposite: I’ve been watching Cheers and it’s a good show but I have to skip past the opening each time. I thought the theme was a good song before I really watched the show (I must have seen a few episodes when I was a small child but all I can remember is hearing “Cheers was filmed before a live…

At least we have IMDB now... but the cast lists usually aren’t complete until a few days after the episode airs.

I’m surprised Benedict Cumberbatch didn’t accidentally make it in.

Let’s see, my buddy list is mostly people I haven’t talked to in 10 years and a few people I can just talk to on Facebook. Okay, bye then.