Damn, I said almost the same thing above. Now it looks like I stole your idea.

You can make the greater-than and less-than signs without turning them into code by typing > and <

My prediction: The entire season takes place over the next 5 minutes as the SWAT team removes the people from the pool in slow motion.

Sounds like Twin Peaks.

"I guess you can't deny cruelty when it shows up on your Facebook feed."

I'm going to pretend JV and the upvoters were all imagining that.

I don't think i would have figured out that the riot would last the whole season if I hadn't seen the headlines… and in fact I don't think it should have, since there was a lot of filler.

Anyone know what the music at the end was? It kind of sounded like Sufjan Stevens.

Wow, they have the name of the magazine on the cover twice! That must mean it's twice as good.

I had a hot streak at craps the other day. It still hurts to sit.

Huh, I thought the double negatives on the pregnancy test meant not pregnant, but apparently two negatives make a positive like in multiplication and standard English. This is what I get for not having unprotected sex with women.

That one is really unhelpful. Thanks to that, there are lots of people who think a principal is only the person in charge of a school and everything else is a principle.

I was just listening to Marc Maron's interview with Jenji Kohan. I was interested to learn that she comes from TV royalty; her father was a writer and producer on a lot of different shows, and her brother was the creator of several shows as well, including Will & Grace.

The Mars Volta has more in common with them than I thought.

Ah yes, noted film star Jon Hamm.

"My quirky hobby is randomly following brown terrorist signs."
Wait, did I hear that right?
"Yep, you heard her right."
Oh, okay.

The dog is their god and the electric fence is their devil.

I saw this recently and thought, "Well, if this were an American film, they wouldn't have gotten out of the handcuffs so easily." I'm assuming most of the American version will be Nicholson and Wiig handcuffed together.

She kind of looks like my mom too. This was particularly unpleasant for me as well.

For a minute I thought they were doing coke very messily.