(but not to the allegations against him of sexual abuse)

Synalpheus pinkfloydi isn't well, he's staying back in the hotel
and they sent us along as a surrogate shrimp
we're gonna find out if you fans really scrimp

For a shamefully long time I thought that new Zelda game was called Breath Of The Wind.

Hmm, maybe I should start doing tai chi…

Alas, I fear you've been afflicted by Autocorrect.

I'm a bejeeber. I couldn't leave her if I tried.

I'm checking it and I don't see anything like that. Maybe it was the reflection of the doors in the mirrored ceiling.

College kids ain't shit.

I feel mixed about this. I like Hasan Minhaj and I'm glad he gets to do something so high-profile, but also the WHCD is bullshit.

With all the Los Pollos Hermanos promotions and Giancarlo Esposito showing up everywhere I was surprised we didn't see any mention of the restaurant or Gus Fring (especially since The AV Club had an article about how Gus Fring is in the show now, but I'm not going to read that because I don't want any spoilers).…

Chuck & Buck, suck & fuck!

I feel like once you got it apart you wouldn't be able to put it back together so flawlessly.

They better promote the hell out of him once he's done with this.

The Americans returns with 10 minutes of people digging a hole in the dark. Better Call Saul returns with 20 minutes of Mike fiddling with cars and batteries. I think we have a winner in the "this should be boring but it's not" department.

The real conspiracy is making people think that's a word.

I haven't listened to it but there is a podcast called Mortified where people read embarrassing stuff they wrote when they were teenagers, and this sometimes includes LJ entries.

I was a heavy LJ user for most of my adult life and only stopped going there a few months ago. I wonder if they're going to retroactively go after me for calling George W. Bush the devil.

I'm that far along too. I knew something was up when John told Brian not to tell anyone about his gold.

The website apparently thinks this review went up on Saturday night and has placed it after the SNL review. How odd.

Those references to Twin Peaks and Back To The Future are ridiculous, but in a fun way… which I guess encapsulates this whole show.