I think this is actually better than the original, whose synths sound very dated now.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets James Spader's address*

She certainly divorces Elon Musk a lot.

I'd expect a cheese dick to be between the pizza's legs, though I don't know a lot about pizza cheese dicks.

It seems everyone on YouTube hates this for a variety of different reasons, none of which include having actually seen the movie (which, I gather, would be a valid reason).

That Murder By Numbers trailer makes the movie look dumb as hell.

I haven't, and it doesn't sound like I'd want to.

Man, all the responses were kind of dumb. I'm guessing they were exhausted from talking about things all day. Melissa Leo is always entertaining though.

Apparently Rifflix and Mr. Scientist Thirty Thousand are separate things. Who knew?

Cop, meet Pottle.

Wow, you downvoted it so hard it disappeared.

I thought Luck was a really good show, though I had no idea what people were saying most of the time even when they weren't speaking with a heavy accent. Then when I watched it the second time I finally understood what everything meant.

I was amazed to learn there's going to be a Deadwood movie, but then I realized I surely already knew this and maybe even commented on that article. I didn't feel like finding out though.

Okay, so that hot dog is vomiting on that piece of pizza and the piece of pizza is enjoying the hell out of it. I can see no other interpretation of this.

If Boyd really had a jury of his peers, they would've filled the court with billionaires.

That waitress apparently doesn't pay any attention to the news. How I envy her.

I started watching The Night Manager. I keep wanting to read John le Carré and not getting around to much of it, but fortunately just about everything he's written is being adapted into a movie or miniseries. The first episode was kind of standard and predictable, but things are getting interesting in the second. The…

At first I assumed this was based on a true story, like that thing with Melissa Leo about the angry atheist. It looked like it was going to be a real downer but it turns out it's also apparently very funny, so that's a good thing and I might watch it.

I still find it incredibly strange that Stuart Smalley is in the Senate now.

…or so the Germans would have us believe.