He’s spent so much time watching people be funnier than Jimmy Fallon that he can really appreciate the different ways that they’re funnier than Jimmy Fallon.

I mean you could say “fingerblasted” but I dunno if the context justifies using a casual expression, ya know? Confusion as to what is meant there seems fairly rare.

Truly wild to see so many people lining up to side with the billion dollar corporation who can absolutely afford to pay because they find it distasteful to ask for what you’re owed if you already have a lot. Like, fuck Disney; they should pay what they owe.

I hate it when the people who are obligated to pay a celebrity try to get the public on their side by pointing out how much said celebrity makes. Usually it’s sports team owners saying something like, “We’ve already made him a multi-millionaire; what more could he possibly want?” and I just want to smash things,…

Yes G/O Media, I am definitely going to click through 22 slides in order to read “we don’t know who is coming back to SNL next season.”

Mate, surely even you can see the dearth of content on this site. Carlos is being hyperbolic, but not by much.  

In fairness to the Simpsons...the AV Club doesn’t really cover ANYTHING, anymore.

I’m cooler for not knowing who or what any of this is.

Her one-off characters are the bext. Until they come back then they’re the worst.

Meh, guess me and Dennis are never going to agree on what makes good SNL (which I’ve known since he took over in Season 40, to be fair). This was my least favorite segment of the night, and reminded of the type of self indulgent Update pieces Sandler got far too many of towards the end of his run.

Internet Rando Compares Apples And Oranges, News at 11.

Fun comment. 

i mean i doubt it will go down in history, but it’s charming and to-the-point enough for its purposes.

I have never liked Tom Brady going back to his days at Michigan so it absolutely kills me that, at any point over the last 20 years, you could guess “Tom Brady” and you’d technically be correct 50% of the time.

Bruh, did you read the interview? The subject was a former co-worker.

It wasn’t some random person. It was a former costar of a show he was on. Seemed germane to me.

Dude, shut the fuck up.

“Hey, here’s a topic literally everyone is talking about and being asked about at the moment, what are your thoughts on it?”

It was kind of them to not mention that the publicist also had a mop to clean up all the flop sweat around Middleditch.

I've been trying to think of a way to respond to this comment, and I just can't. Everything I want to say just would sound too angry, and I'm not angry. I'm… defeated.