Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Every defunctland episode is pretty good.  Kevin is AMAZING at what he does.  

Defunctland is a pretty great youtube series, give it a follow, you’ll learn some interesting stuff.

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.

The Defunctland episode is real good:

Do people find this sort of thing inspiring? Just rest and recover you fucking lunatic, you are not that indispensable, nor is telling a bunch of guys chasing a ball around what to do worth it.

Shut up dumb-ass. You’ve proven again and again that you’re both a moron and a liar. Nobody cares wtf you have to say, because it’s always wrong.

Hard to argue against something even a Michigan fan is capable of understanding

The energy folks like Steve Smith put into this while Tyreek Hill is mostly noted and moved on from quickly is...interesting?

Losing your job and having your life ruined is the kind of thing that can happen in the social media era if you choose to be a racist asshole out in the real world where everyone can see and take video. Given the tone of your post, seems you’ve already figured out you should keep all the nasty things you believe to…

I’m sorry, when was the last time black people were allowed to surrender peacefully to the authorities? Actually, a better question would be when was the last time a black man was allowed to surrender peacefully AND without injury?

Free speech doesn’t mean he needs to nod along while his guests tell millions of people things that are just untrue but sound good.

Obvi, therapists force you to surrender your testes and begin mandatory estrogen injections as a condition of your sessions. Only pussies get therapy. REAL MEN internalize pain and harm themselves and others. /s

Boy there’s a lot to unpack in this post, but the insinuation that spending time with a therapist is a knock against a man really is the topper on this shit sundae. Oof.

“What a great time to live here in these United States.”

ARE WE GETTING A SUPERBOWL JAMBOROO TOMORROW??!!!??!?!?!

No, I’m sure his fellow Republicans were just busy doing regular 2019 Republican things, like disenfranchising minorities, figuring out creative ways to screw the working poor, and literally stealing candy from babies.

I’m not so much in awe of how he can do the things he can do in the booth, such as predict plays.  I understand that the guy was an NFL QB very recently and a pretty darn good one at that.  I’m more amazed at how shitty every other color commentator is in comparison and I’m pissed I didn’t get to listen to a Tony…

This black man