Then why make them play in OT at all? Why not just flip a coin to see who wins and be done with it? As it sits, the OT rules handicap (in this case, fatally) one team based on the outcome of a coin flip.

College overtime rules or GTFO, IMO anyway...

Over/under on the number of times he’s heard “I don’t mean you. You’re not like the type of black people I’m talking about...”?

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

I love the absolutely 100% for sure true letters from gay conservatives. “Yes, I am a gay conservative and received more bigotry from liberals than conservatives. One time at a liberal coffee shop the barista called me ‘homo’ and I said, ‘Sir, I am a proud American AND a conservative! White Jesus and our troops would…

“Every live sporting event has men that get in fights and merely get kicked out of the stadium, but when a woman shows up and mows down 8 people with a AR-15, she gets singled out for prison.”

He cannot get back quick enough. This Funbag was painful. 

Think I hate Dabo more than Saban. At least Saban is 100% transparently a crotchety, asshole motherfucker that demands too much of children. We’ve all known exactly where Saban stood since he was in East Lansing.

How long were you hanksering to use that line?

Reach out to Trump supporters, they said. It’s all about economic anxiety. They are well meaning people with valid concerns. Or maybe they are just transphobic, xenophobic, racist, homophobic except when it suits them, shitheads. It’s so hard to tell.

Shreveport is in southern Arkansas.

“I was totally trolling you all along”

As a definite masshole and kinda-sorta-fan of the Patriots, let me kindly invite you to go fuck yourself you mouth breathing moron.

You could have picked any kinja handle but you went with the title of my 3 year old daughter’s favorite book. 

It's week 14.

Sexual predator/child sex slave apologist #1.

McCarthy, after blowing a playoff game in which they had led by ten points with his usual late game conservatism, couldn’t wait to blame the loss on a fourth string tight end who screwed up an onside kick reception.  He’s always been a useless asshole.  Fuck him.

Yup, child abuse is hilarious you piece of shit

God also told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac to prove his loyalty, only right at the last second saying “JK LOL!” God was an asshole, and if these people actually wanted to be good CHRISTians they’d focus on the CHRIST part of the Bible instead of the Old Testament nonsense. This also applies to the vast majority of…

A lot of college football programs take a dim view of coaches who get caught violating laws and/or rules.