Does it look to anyone else like Ezekiel Elliot was falling forward in that gif? Was he supposed to catch his balance and stand upright? I could be wrong; I have no idea what his intent was, or even what the play looked like in real time. But to use that as one of the definitive exhibits of what not to do seems bogus.

I played rugby for 10+ years.

You ever try wrapping a 250 pound guy encased in body armor who runs a 4.4 second 40?

How is that even remotely gross? Have they had a California roll?

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

That’s a high level of sarcasm for somebody who’s so sincerely wrong. There is no degree of truth to “Nobody innocent hangs themself.” Zero. It is not “overly broad” or “somewhat inaccurate,” it is untrue. A generous reader can infer what she means, but that statement is simply wrong and that needs to be pointed out.

Remember the mailbag from a couple weeks ago when someone asked you this?

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

This very media outlet told us Costco checks receipts to protect the member from being overcharged not to catch thieves. I chafe at having to wait inline to prove I bought my stuff but don’t want to risk my membership. Still dumb criminal. He seems to not understand video surveillance while wanting one of his own. If…

6/2 x (1+2) = 9 (what the problem says)

Two seconds against Jared Dudley at any point of your basketball life and that belief would have vanished.......as it did for me.  

(Star this reply if you tried it.)

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

This is correct (insurance underwriter here). Insurance policies never cover anything that amounts to a crime. The malpractice policy is essentially an “errors and omissions” policy that covers, as you noted, what essentially boils down to negligence (or what one could charitably call a mistake, depending on the…

Best show ending was The Shield IMO. The show’s not the greatest of all time, but it really followed through on its dedication to build every season out of the events of the previous with the stupid decisions from the early years spiraling further and further out of control. “Family Meeting” is one of the roughest…

I would condemn myself to closing my hand in the car door every time I closed it, if it meant I could have back the time I lost on that fucking show (Lost).

WTF? It doesn’t matter if the dude made a “second movement” after UVA smacked it - refs decided that the replay showed it grazed his finger tips before going out of bounds.  And by the way, UVA would go on to score another 10 points in OT.  Not to mention that another close out of bounds call went TT way at the end of…

By god you’re not gonna get away with this