The thing about bad refereeing in any sport is that officials are theoretically fallible agents of the rules. Yes, some of them try to insert themselves into the game (See: 2017 NCAA Final), but for the most part they’re making split second decisions after seeing things one time at actual speed. You and your fat ass…

These are the people who keep electing Mitch McConnell.

If I were a Kentucky fan with Calipari as my coach, I’d be too busy thanking my lucky stars that the NCAA hadn’t vacated any of our wins yet to be upset about some poor officiating.

People are absolutely terrible. I’d be more shocked, but then again, my profile picture is of an umpire from a baseball game that took place 7 years ago.

“Not vertically symmetrical!”

He meant to say vertically symmetrical, which means your pedantry is the most sought after type.

Cost them the game? They hadn’t scored in several minutes. It snot like they airballed a 3 then the refs gave them the ball back then hit a 3. OH WAIT.

I’m pinning a note to the corkboard that has our state-required minimum wage poster thing and our reminder to wash our hands that reminds everyone that Tom doesn’t like this sort of thing.

Pretty sure it’s lightning. What else do you think it is? An

The thing is, in a QB vacuum Romo was always a much better player than Eli. Sadly questions like “best QBs of an era” often come down to rings which is a team accomplishment. Romo dragged a lot of really shitty teams to respectable records (or at least .500) but couldn’t get them over the hump. He likely won’t see the…

I always wondered what happened to this crew. And now I know the rest of the story:

Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

I took a class taught by a local public defender a while ago.

At least he died doing what he loved, inconveniencing motorists.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Uhhhhh. Only psychopath clean freaks legit soap and wash their legs. This has been known since Seinfeld taught Kramer how to shower.

Who better to skate to music from a movie that centers on a precocious, talented Safran Foer protagonist than a precocious, talented figure skater?

Well stop playing with your dick and drink the damn beer and this won’t be a problem.