People forget. Harry Giles was the best prospect coming out of high school anyone had seen in a very long time. Head and shoulders better than any of the number 1 picks in recent memory. 

You are the best writer I read on a regular basis. 

Damn that’s good.

Anytime anyone ever says some dumbshit like “well if they did nothing wrong....” or “just be polite and understanding” hit them with this.

THIS IS NO SIMULATION. OUTRAGEOUS

All pokemon should be required to carry their own garnish....for convenience.

I never hated him. I did briefly dislike him for reasons I can’t remember. Briefly. GOAT. He is goat.

The NFL’s Masochistic Little Brother.

somewhat unrelated, but this can be seen quite vividly in jury trials where a woman is a party in a case. If I am on the other side of that woman, I try to stack that jury with as many other women as possible because women judge other women to a ridiculous degree.

And the classic double down.

Rupp Rafters is especially delightful though

I highly recommend checking in on Rupp Rafters anytime you need a good laugh. There’s always some insane shit on the front page.

Kyrie Eleison!

Damn fine stuff here, Nick. Damn fine. Makes me want to go back to NC. Caswell County raised me.

+1 towel, thrown (late)

Diving doesn’t require upward force or movement, first of all. Second, he had a leverage point: his feet which he used to dive further toward the endzone. He didn’t just stretch or twist. He literally dove further by pressing off the ground with his feet.

That’s not what happened. I’ve seen the play. Just rewatched it. Clearly an extra dive toward the endzone as he was falling. Yes, you can dive while falling.

Seriously. Finish this meandering clusterfuck before you lose the opportunity to.

Dez also chose to dive for the endzone as he was falling...just sayin