That was a comically quick turnaround.

Highly doubt it

Wow that’s bad

Black coffee will always be king.

“Let’s run through this sex tape play by play”

Let’s be honest: if you want to save the series for after all of the books come out, you’re going to be waiting another 15 years. Just watch the fucking show. The books—as meandering and tedious as two were—will always be infinitely better.

Issues. I have them

Queen of the seven kingdoms and flavor town

Why isn’t Saturday’s fight getting any press? The last Jones/DC match was great. This should be even better.

They’re eunuchs. It’s the whole set.

So....you would be happier if Ezekiel Elliott was never charged and that was the end of it? All this investigation does is draw more attention to Elliott and put him under the microscope. If the NFL dropped it, that would be the best way to protect Elliott. This is about protecting the NFL, not Elliott.

Jerry Jones may be scum, but I don’t see how he’s responsible for any of this.

“These are the strongest vials out there. Dab” And then he dabbed.

Just catch em at dusk outside of Coffeyville, KS.

I dream of being vacation Dad

Ley complains, but at least he isn’t a corncob in a Faulkner story.

I’m a corncob who eats trash.

Need. More. Foodspin.

When the Knicks and Kings cease to exist?