Aaaaaaaaaaaand it’s probably already back in the house through the hole it came in originally.

But more contact has to be allowed, right? What’s the point of the armor otherwise?

J. Matheli should have gone to law school

You seem to imply that both goals were allowed to stand. It seems only the one scored by the team was counted based on the scores displayed.

This would be so much more entertaining though:

Bruce: “Glad I got to play with some dawgs at wvu.”

What the hell, Georgia?

C’mon. It’s not THAT bad.

I see kitties were not different then: either murderously angry or extremely pleased with no way to tell the difference before death.

So it’s this one?

Here’s the painting since there isn’t a pic in the story

Russia doesn’t need a new ICBM to evade current missile defense tech. We would be successful in stopping a Russian ICBM from hitting the US about 65-75% of the time right now.

Posted this before I saw yours. Well done. Great minds think alike and all.

Yeah. I mean I never played professionally. But when I played football, the build up to a big rivalry game or a playoff game could be a lot and there could be huge stakes, but when the ball was kicked off I never thought about any of that. And it wasn’t because I was trying not too think about it. The game just…

Once the game starts and the initial jitters die down, I suspect even the Super Bowl becomes just another game... until it’s over and the players allow themselves to think about the gravity of the moment.

Fixed. Wow. It is crazy unfair that he misses that layup only to hit that shot.

Your link to the bricked layup before the shot is actually a link to the shot.

Even more hilarious is how little you understand about football, apparently. Yes, it is the injured player’s job to get off the damned field to keep the clock running. No one with a fucking brain seriously disputes this. But here you are in all your wrongness and yet so sure you are right and then as the cherry on top…