Russia doesn’t need a new ICBM to evade current missile defense tech. We would be successful in stopping a Russian ICBM from hitting the US about 65-75% of the time right now.

It is incredibly cruel for you to put this headline with this picture when I’ve been waiting for George RR Martin to have some damned pages since the Andals invaded.

It’s tomatoface. FYI

Far far too long. A jar of peanut butter lasts—max—1 week in my house.

Posted this before I saw yours. Well done. Great minds think alike and all.

Yeah. I mean I never played professionally. But when I played football, the build up to a big rivalry game or a playoff game could be a lot and there could be huge stakes, but when the ball was kicked off I never thought about any of that. And it wasn’t because I was trying not too think about it. The game just…

Once the game starts and the initial jitters die down, I suspect even the Super Bowl becomes just another game... until it’s over and the players allow themselves to think about the gravity of the moment.

My doctor seems to believe that fish oil has all kinds of health benefits outside of cardiovascular ones. I’m not sure why Gizmodo has a vendetta against the fish oil industry, but it does wonders for my hdl levels. If you thought this headline was misleading or overbroad: http://gizmodo.com/stop-taking-fish-oil-pills-…

Exercise doesn’t raise hdl levels. It can lower ldl levels though.

Fixed. Wow. It is crazy unfair that he misses that layup only to hit that shot.

Your link to the bricked layup before the shot is actually a link to the shot.

Even more hilarious is how little you understand about football, apparently. Yes, it is the injured player’s job to get off the damned field to keep the clock running. No one with a fucking brain seriously disputes this. But here you are in all your wrongness and yet so sure you are right and then as the cherry on top…

LOL. Says the guy that doesn’t understand basic football. Alright guy. You believe in your nonsense if you want.

This is the Super Bowl. It is absolutely the job of the players to have game and clock awareness, and to act accordingly when possible—including hopping off the field with a broken bone if need be. This is not devising “a strategy on the fly.” It is football 201.

No telling what this will do for his hit album, Ready to Fry

“chalk up”

+1 fried liver attack