Frowning apparently uses more muscles than smiling. Frown all day. Get ripped. Gainz.

Because it would cost too much. We take cheap over good every day of the week.

I have a lot of personal projects outside of work, around the house and such. Once in a while I give myself a “quasi-vacation” by taking a week where if it’s not work-work, I don’t do it. Just the absolute bare minimum of daily housework and instead spend my evenings/weekends reading or just laying about. And take…

I just took the second blanket off my bed this morning.

When someone tells what they want/don’t want, believe them. If someone told me “you only dislike marriage because you’re ignorant,” I’d feel pretty insulted. The only real question is whether you want to be married more than you want to be with him or vice versa.

And she wasn’t about to let the fact that she lived in a rural, podunk, backwoods stop her from dressing fabulously EVERYTIME she left her house.

Everyone responsible for this indictment. needs to take a week staring at themselves in the mirror and re-evaluating pretty much everything about themselves.

Oh my goodness, the poor sweetie. I’m so glad he’s going to be OK and feel for the owner. Shit happens, even to good parents.

I had snit after one too many customer service quagmires and closed my account (which they actually made harder than I expected.)

I accompanied a date to a military reception and when I asked “Oh dear, it’s a cash bar?” he said “Uh, of COURSE it is! Who can afford an open bar for service people?”

I honest to goodness thought they misunderstood me. So I restated and used a little sarcasm because that’s my primary method of communication. I don’t really know what to do with someone who honestly thought that, but the good news is I don’t worry too much what total strangers think of me. :)

K

For appreciating my mother’s generosity, acknowledging my unfair advantage, and wishing everyone else enjoyed the same good fortune? Yeah, I’m a total garbage person.

When I watch The Crown I think what a drag it must be to have the responsibility of being a queen but not the power to invade Iceland or order anyone beheaded.

It’s my understanding that the majority of Brits like the symbolism of it or whatever. Their money, their rules. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I was at one of those expensive weddings with my mother when I was around 20. My mother whispered to me “You know you’re not getting this, right?” I whispered back “Can I have the money instead? I’ll put it towards a house.” Then no one ever wanted to marry me and after 25 years she just gave me the money and I bought…

My bedroom is in the basement and I’m still sleeping in flannel PJs. (It doesn’t get really hot where I live until July.)

I don’t want the ice caps to melt either, but I can’t sleep when it’s hot. The environment will not pay my bills when I get fired because I’m too sleep-deprived to function.

My response to the headline: “People think this is actually going to happen? That’s adorable!”

I have been explicitly told to not publicly comment on two lawsuits my employer is party to, and we’re a non-profit. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that’s taken even more seriously in a for-profit organization.