Once my boss leaned in to look at something on my computer and we both smelled cigarette. She thought it was me but was too polite to say anything. I thought it was her and said “I didn’t know you smoked.” Turns out that while she has more decorum than I, she’s very anti-smoking and was outright offended. We never did…

A co-worker occasionally smells of something unpleasant that I only deduced was widespread fungal infection when my belly button got infected and it smelled like her. She’s morbidly obese and I feel terrible for her that she has so much yeast that we can sometimes smell it; that belly button really hurt and it must be…

My parents had two; then one died, leaving me an effective only child. Come at them, bro.

When I was in treatment for depression:

As a reformed true crime enthusiast, I both understand the fascination and find it repugnant. We’re an odd species. 

The original was seriously homophobic.

As an employee of a university that doesn’t have enough money to fund our health insurance, we’ll take your money, bro. Bring it this way. We’d love to be in the position to reject money from anyone.

And then I hate myself for it.

My fear of flying has 0% to do with fear and 100% to do with every other thing about flying. (Except how it’s the only situation where drinking at 6 AM is socially acceptable.)

I stopped watching it because I couldn’t figure out how MDs were such fucking morons.

I wonder where the US is on other countries’ lists. Not snarking; genuinely curious.

The internet is converging on the Carbon Hill facebook page and it’s beautiful. https://www.facebook.com/carbonhillcity/

Bless everyone in the greys pointing out this was built in 2006. The insinuation that it’s new bugs the shit out of me, but I feel petty for being so bugged by it. At least I’m not the only one who felt it worth mentioning.

Thank you. That bugs me about this article but I’m not sure why.

I was in Algarrobo a few times in 1993. When I read they built the world’s largest swimming pool there* I said “Really? There? OK.” It wasn’t terrible but it was no Vina del Mar.

I’m shorter and thinner than average and all torso (short legs) and I just barely fit into an airline seat.

Whenever I’ve made eye contact with drivers, they took it as permission to keep driving.

...allegedly used a third-party to warn her that her video infringes on the copyright of the company that produced the graduation video.

Yep. Every time I’m inclined to make fun of gamers, I just think about the 15 episodes of Two and a Half Men currently on my DVR. I have no leg to stand on and neither does anyone else. (And the rare person who does have faultless taste is usually pretty unbearable to be around. Remember when it was cool to brag about…

One aids my chronic insomnia and the other is a waste of money. Guess which is which.