I can’t sleep in a hot room. The environment’s not gonna pay my mortgage when I’m fired because I’m so fatigued I can’t do my job.

I love the part about how a lot of people are lying about not eating at McDonalds. I’ve been saying that for years about Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Black Friday. No one will admit to watching/shopping, but neither would still exist if people weren’t making them profitable!

I stand firm in my belief that people care way too much what other people like and don’t like. Don’t like something that I do? Awesome, more for me. Like something that I don’t? Cool. It in no way affects me and I have so many better things to get mad about. 

I regularly pass people who hold up the TSA line. Everyone should do it.

Love it.

Well played.

I’d rather be annoyed by overly punctual friends/family/colleagues than by the ones who keep me waiting with their lack of it.

At the grocery store, I always seem to get stuck behind the person who has an expired coupon but wants to argue about it. I kind of begrudgingly admire not caring that everyone in line behind you wants you dead. Over 25 cents off some paper towels.

I fly occasionally for work. Like maybe twice a year. I can still totally spot people who rarely fly. It’s not their fault that they don’t know how unwritten procedures work but they’re just...so...clueless.

I love the ones who are in the last boarding zone but make sure to stand right at the gate to impede access for people in earlier zones. 

I’ve never been to Germany but have a feeling they might be my people. 

Other people get into fistfights over reclining and no one said boo to this person?

I once had to be removed from a flight by paramedics. The FA had to SCREAM at people to get out of the aisle so they could get me to the ER.

People are the worst.

But please start with the difference between could of/would of/should of and could have/would have/should have. (Namely, that one is correct and the other is not.)

Fellow X-er who carried a thermos around in college and grad school. I get a kick out of the insinuation that’s an unreasonable suggestion:

I love the way you misspelled frappuccino a different way each time. Seriously.