I have a completely unproven and unsubstantiated theory

I just came here to say that I would like to bang the shit out of Stormy Daniels’ hot lawyer. That is all.

NY Times, ABC News, others now confirming the Feds seized recorded materials from the Cohen raids. “Lordy, I hope there are tapes” indeed.

Are we sure Kanye isn’t just Jaden Smith from the future?

The show really became very good after the first season. Once they started exploring the amazingness that is Winston.

tag yourself, i’m These Mark Zuckerberg Cutouts “Poked” Me Right In the G-Spot

My first thought was “Pacey and a Big Mac sounds like a dream”

WaPo now reporting Cohen being investigated for bank fraud and campaign finance violations.

That’s exactly what’s wrong here. Without sounding like Shatner, looking like Shatner or giving a halting Shatnerian performance: Chris Pine was able to embody James T. Kirk.

I don’t need an exact copy of Harrison, but I need someone who can be Han Solo - this kid doesn’t seem capable of that from what I’ve seen.

He did indeed. He manages to be Captain Kirk without doing a Shatner impersonation. It can be done.

100% agree, and that’s immediately where my mind went. It can be done. And done very well, as Chris pretty much nailed it.

I feel that’s incorrect. He does a fine version of the Kelvin Timeline’s Beasty Boys loving Kirk, but the only person that “nailed” their previous incarnations is Urban. Quinto, Pine, Pegg, Cho, Zaladana, and Yelchin (RIP) do a great job with the new versions, but nailed their Prime Timeline counterparts, they have…

Fun fact: Chris Pine’s father is Robert “Ponch’s boss on CHiPs” Pine, who looks *exactly* like a picture of Harrison Ford that’s a third of the way through a morph into a picture of Jack Nicholson, with an acting style to match.

This. There was much to dislike about the Star Trek reboot, but his performance was one of the best things — I thought he thoroughly inhabited the role of a pre-TOS Kirk, and seemed to be loving every minute.

What I really want to see is that some of the Jedi survived Order 66 (in addition to Obi Wan and Yoda) and they get their own movie.

Very louche and sophisticated, like he brings his personal LA with him wherever he goes.

He’s the only one who’s honest. He’s a straight up dick and sex-user and just flat out admits it, which is kind of perversely refreshing in this land of gaslighting people who claim to like you/want what’s best for you.

The season 2 premier episode’s dance scene was pretty damn perfect, it started slow, then ramped up and got more and more intense. The moves themselves were, ridiculous, but still, it was just so in the moment and perfect. Also, I have a feeling Oliver and David met eyes in the club and just stared at each other, the…

That scene seems very realistic and relatable to me. She’s got tons of stress over her daughter’s situation, and here she finds an outlet for it. The heckler deserves the lash-back, but really she’s just aiming all her frustrated anger at a different, deserving target.