I know it’s supposed to be a horror show about demons, but I was kind of hoping they would present the Church of Satan as closer to the *actual* Church of Satan and have the antagonists come from some other vector

I usually just blow through the paranormal stories because they obviously aren't real, so I was saddened to read that every single story on here was fake. Boring!

In the wild, the males are more transitory, and the females really only want them around when they are in a mood to breed. Matriarch lionesses will only breed with a male that can demonstrate physical dominance, and mating is quite violent, sometimes to the point that the male wounds the female significantly.

The zoo in my city brought in a male lion, in hopes of breeding it with their three lionesses. First thing the poor bastard did when they were introduced was have an epileptic fit. Now, the eldest lioness is the dominant one (and she is fucking cool. Lionesses are cool). Also, because he has no dominance, he can’t be…

I had broken up with the only man I had ever thought I was going to marry because I’d just turned 35 and it was clear that we weren’t going to get married after all. He left town for grad school, I had to empty all the junk out of our big beautiful old house and move into a basement room of a group house.

None of my hatreds are irrational. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

yeah, there’s a whole undercurrent of tension in the show that despite their wealth and apparent success, joel and midge’s families are not exactly part of the ruling class.

ugh NO

I couldn’t even finish reading this because Josh gets a SIX???? In what world????? This is a travesty and I demand justice. 

Started watching last night (I know, I know) but is Noah Centineo supposed to be “good looking” as far as teen rom com standards go? He looks like a cross between Ashton Kutcher and Pete Davidson. Goofy face, butthole eyes. 

“Ratings are falling, sir. People just don’t seem interested in boy bands any longer.” “We’ve tried three. We’ve tried four and five. We’ve had good success with seven members. It’s time to up our game, men. The newest boy band will have fifty-two members.”

The wrongness density of this comment is so great that future generations might be able to use it as a fuel source.

She sounds like a dumb nigger.

Academics, particularly those who have obtained tenure, are treated with such kid gloves in academia.  This is but the tiniest tip of the total iceberg.  These rockstars will continue to abuse their power in numerous ways (not all of them sexual) until people start getting fired and banned from academia.  It’s not…

But Vows! And the Real Estate section. And the travel section. How else will you learn about what marginally employed part-time crafters and “artisans” do on their (presumably copious) time off. “Emma, a 23-year-old part-time employee at an artisanal cheese shop in Red Hook, recently returned from a seven-week hiking…

Men rarely spare their own comfort for anything.

I am sorry but Jezebel has declared Pine the Best Chris.

FUCK NO. My eyebrows were thick before they were in and they are going to stay that way. I pluck what have to to keep them neat. That is it. That will always be it. I have VERY Strong Feelings on this matter. End of Rant.

Eexactly! The point is that sentience means the ability to ascribe meaning to things as you see fit. The show is also commenting on what family means, and how we can and do decide the ties that bind or the ties we let go.