I just worry the answer is as simple as “JJ wanted it there.”

Kenobi.

I hate to be right here but, I called it.

I married a loud, abrasive, abusive alcoholic because he was **unbelievably ** good in bed. It was easy to tell myself the patient, caring,intuitive lover was the “real him” and all the other stuff was me bliwing things out of proportion, or stress or whatever. I literally let his cock gaslight me.

“I don’t understand why women wear high heels, I don’t find high heels sexy at all. You should wear flats.”

It wasn’t a waste of time for those reasons! But it was definitely flirting with the idea of being a waste of time.

I briefly entertained choosing Loki because tall cheeseballs with high cheekbones are kind of my jam, but then I remembered about Bucky and yeah. That.

These are solid choices. Which is why Cap and Bucky choose each other.

You’re about to get a lot of questions about putting Pratt at #3 and ignoring Pine. Those will be legitimate questions.

I’m too busy fretting over what they did to Widow’s hair to fret about telling the different Chrises apart. I do not like it.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

I’ll add Tom Hanks, because someone else in another post did, and that’d be crushing.

Don’t even think that!!!!

Or Ira Glass. That would shatter my world.

Yes, although I could stand to watch Lauer get dragged for a few more hours.

Holy fuck.

Please not Colbert, indeed. He and Obama would destroy me. And maybe Mr. Rogers.

The swiftness of this makes me think they were just waiting for someone to go on record and make a complaint so they had a just reason to get rid of him.

Why does Aronofsky look like Steve Jobs now?

I hadn’t realized MTV had canceled it. I just assumed that the whole shitshow had moved into the White House.