Me: [Gets haircut]
Kid: [Confused] “Daddy, you don’t have hair.”
Me: “And neither will you, you little shit.”

Can we have a movie about HER instead??

No article about the third woman (1st in 55yrs) to win the Nobel Prize in Physics?

Good on Rihanna for taking her celebrity and using her platform to help others. Education is so important. It is very unfair that children that desperately want to learn are not able to do so because their families are poor or they are female. I read Boy Who Harnessed the Wind, this kid would sneak into school to…

Crypt Keeper is not good.  We need Emmitt Smith back.

It’s impressive to see so much participation by the Jezebel writers in JezSpin. It’s particularly gratifying after their almost complete absence during JezRoot. 

It’s pretty simple. Be present. Be with them in the big and little moments. Let them know you love them, and try to be a good man, a good example for them to follow. I once heard something along the lines of “I want to be the person my dog thinks I am”. Well it’s a schmaltzy sentiment, I think it applies easily to…

There isn’t a bigger eye roll in the world than the one I do after reading “real women have curves” as a defense for using a waist trainer. I also wasn’t aware that women that are smaller sizes can’t also have curves? Size zero or two doesn’t mean you have to be built like a post.

Cole, Savannah and Everleigh...ugghhhh. And no surprise, Ladera Ranch is where the Real Housewives originated. 

My 3 year old literally fought me this morning because her “side pony wasn’t side pony enough”.

The Good Place: The Podcast is delightful, just like the show.

Like, good for her/them for making art and such, but I don’t need this. The world is stressful enough. Can we have more harmless heist movies where Mindy Kaling wears ballgowns and Cate Blanchett wears stripy pants?

Here, I made this to help with the visual. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Mark Davis is just a very slow Animorph of a ginger man turning into a hairless cat.

I believe her. 

I haven’t finsished reading yet, but I just could not wait for this...

The Lady Gaga CK episode tho

In case Tom Brady ever needed an organ donor. 

Yes, I believe it’s called Marvmarinovichism  

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.