I haven’t had sex since my wife died. Not sure if I will, but every now and then I think about it and I fear this very thing.

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

best blog Deadspin has ever run?

That’s nice.

I have the Bob’s Burgers burger book & have made a couple of them. The blue cheese burger that is not just topped but also infused with blue cheese is a good idea. Some of them are a bit much.

Read the title in Linda's voice and it's like she is talking about Little Baby Pudding Snatcher.

Thank you, Amy, for wearing normal fucking clothes to the gym. Remember when you used to just wear, like, pants or shorts and a sweaty t? Not an ensemble?

Oh, I absolutely read it as “I don’t have the time to know who this nobody is but I do have the time to make sure you know that I don’t know who she is.” Like the people who will respond to articles about some moderately famous person with, “Who?” Yes, yes, you are delightfully out of touch with what the unwashed…

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Oh, don’t you dare try to blame this on Bob’s Burgers. You Fox bastards.

Dan Stevens is rocking that fuchsia suit.

You missed Backstory. https://www.backstoryradio.org/

I definitely do. When I first was diagnosed, I was almost 40. even though I’d kind of known a long time since I suffer from severe sleep apnea as well, but I’d always thought that was the cause, since I got diagnosed with that at 30, but I’d been exhausted and depressed as long as I could remember, I’d had suicidal…

Both the Sacramento DA and the count sheriff are up for re-election this year. With all the (deserved) blow back from the murder of Stephon Clark, I’m not surprised at all that they closed a big case like this.

My dog likes beer. Checks out.

Also a single lady, and I’m not exaggerating when I say getting a dog was the best decision I ever made. It’s amazing how much it’s enriched my life.

The long version of this lady trying to clean while being thwarted at every turn by pandas is one of my feel-good go-to videos.

God, can I just gush about how much I love this show? I just love everything about it. I love how it tackles mental health. I love how it looks at being single. I love how it talks about sexuality and race. I love just about every musical number. I don’t even know how Rachel Bloom did it, she’s a fucking genius. I…

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