I’m believing more and more in the “everyone was stoned” theory.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

So about an hour ago I was running on the lovely canal trail in my city. It’s cold and sunny, a perfect day to run off the angst of the last two weeks. I’m waiting to cross the main four lane street when I see a bunch of vehicles with lights and sirens coming towards the intersection. I thought it was a funeral but…

The legend says that Chewbacca’s groans are actually Harrison Ford cumshot screams...

I’m a guy, and that picture of current-age Carrie taking a long draw on a cigarette with an insouciant look on her face is deeply hot and sexy. Whoever says she doesn’t have “it” at her age doesn’t really understand what the “it” is.

I’m sure this is not universally true, but in my experience, the 19-year old woman in the relationship with the middle aged man never turns out well.

Here is one woman’s fantastic peaceful protest of Trump:

She has been on point for months. I love following her on fb, she’s incredible

I adore Rose McGowan and her zero fucks attitude.

And he never brings a dish.

I wanna read Igor Bulygin’s Star Wars comic, and if there isn’t one, there should be!

Guys come on! It’s true.

They better leave the “...and she stepped on the ball” speech in it.

The fact that you can hum two dozen David Bowie songs—that your parents can hum two dozen David Bowie songs—is astounding, given how transgressive, how discomfiting, how alien he inevitably seemed.

Thats downright charming compared to modern on screen violence against women. Think “True Romance” and the fight scene between Patricia Arquette and James Gandolfini.

Darkness!NO Parents!