I mean I figured it out half a second before the characters did, although it did take me that long. The minute she ordered the sandwich I realized “why would she expect that sandwich to be served here, let alone that she’d like it, unless she was here with Bunny earlier?”

Is the presence of ‘the small weird creature that clawed its way out of the abdominal cavity of our deceased former friend Colin Robinson’ making the point that young children are basically energy vampires without even trying? Because that’s not a wrong take on the matter.

Seriously. I actually liked Solo, but there were certainly problems with it. A different actor playing Han Solo was not one of them.

Nice to know she overcame the tragedy of being accused of racist harassment by multiple co-stars. Truly, this “cancel culture” is a plague that cannot be condemned strongly enough.

Sing us a song, you're the Dookie Man

YEAH! If he really wanted to do something, he should’ve written a massive anti-conservative album 20 years ago that encouraged teens and twenty-somethings to become more politically active and thoughtful about media and the political landscape they were being raised in! And then consistently used his platform for…

You act like kids are the target audience, when in fact it’s middle aged wine moms using the tic-tac monsters as a kind of reflexive anti-humour. 

I hope it’s a TLC style reality show set in Westeros called “Snow knows nothing” where each week Jon Snow learns something new

Fun fact: quite a few languages don’t have gendered pronouns. If they can figure it out, so can you.

I honestly don’t care that much that Whedon is a bully and an asshole. I assume that almost all Hollywood bigwigs are, especially directors. I would like to see the industry moving away from that but the fact is that I’ve heard just as bad (or worse) stories about almost every filmmaker out there.

Never had the chance to jump the shark.

once again i am baffled as to why someone chose to say something when they had the absolutely freedom to just say nothing

Over the years, it’s become very clear that the quick cancellation is the best thing that could have happened to Firefly. That cast’s bond now gets to exist forever as it first was without the inevitable toxicity that even crept into Dollhouse in just a slightly longer run, plus it didn’t sink to the same depths as…

Holy shit, Cartman had a Clyde Frog doll on South Park, I thought it was just some generic made up thing.

Perfectly acceptable that the film won Best Picture.

the correct response to the attempt:

If the showstopper doesn’t include the line “they’ll say aw Topsy, at my autopsy” then they’re not getting my money.

That’s the bigger deal. It’s almost not even about him any more, it’s about the fact that the Grammys voters defiantly declared that it sure as FUCK wasn’t gonna be about his victims.

And I know half of America’s response to stating it as such is “And?”. Which just takes us back to the “I don’t how to explain that you…

I bet this has been discussed elsewhere, but is there any website that captures the spirit of early AV Club and covers a little bit more than your average magazine? Weirder stuff?

Legion should absolutely be #1. Each season had some bumps, but when you consider the entire 3 season arc it’s some of the best television of the past decade. I was blown away by how everything pulled together at the end into something incredibly meaningful without any cheap, unearned emotions.