Huh? There are four Starks alive (Jon, Sansa, Bran and Rickon), and only Jon and Bran have been shown to warg. I mean, I think Jon’s one of the heads of the dragon, and I could see Bran warging into the other, but there’s no way Danaerys isn’t going to to swoop in on Drogon and barbecue some wights.

There’s another even darker theory: Everything is happening in a dream, Hodor’s dream

Use gin instead of white rum, and you have my recipe. It is heaven. I’m gonna try white rum next, thanks for your comment.

Use gin instead of white rum, and you have my recipe. It is heaven. I’m gonna try white rum next, thanks for your…

Only mildly related:

Only mildly related:

My favorite Earl Gray:

My favorite Earl Gray:

I just love that you've referred to parenthood as "owning". I like to call children "pets that can talk", myself.

THIS is satire. Bro needs to take notes.

ITS RIGHT THERE ON HIS IPHONE THAT HE DEFINITELY DOES NOT USE TO TAKE PICTURES OF PASSED OUT GIRLS OF EVEN THOUGH HE TOTALLY SUPPORTS HIS FELLOW BROS BROING OUT WITH THEIR BRONESSSSSSSS

So from this part: " Here's a quick reality check: everyone — from Bill Clinton to your grandfather to every Greek organization in the nation does the same old stuff, just as they have been for the entirety of human history."

Hold on, weren't Big Bird and Oscar in scenes together?

This is a very astute point. People who hold the doors should be stabbed and left for dead on the platform.

Also a 30 second delay ( get your backpack out of the door) or a minute (cycling doors to get said people to stop holding doors) quickly stacks up on the trains behind that one. When I worked for the NYC MTA as a car inspector they showed how a 30 second delay on a lead train (due to antiquated communications and…

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

Kickstarter itself isn't a scam. I've backed many successful projects. But it can be used for nefarous purposes, and there is risk associated with backing a project. But to call Kickstarter a scam is just wrong.

"I think she likes sex already."

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Whether people agree with the Catholic church or not, they have the manpower, resources and political clout to change a lot of minds about a lot of things. If they became a force for good and enlightenment, wouldn't that be something? I won't hold my breathe, but I will remain open to possibilities.

I think if that pope ever comes around it will be because this pope paved the way for him.

Pretty much every time Pope Francis opens his mouth, I go online and see how many people don't realize that not all Christians are Catholic. I should turn it into a drinking game.