But, but, my religion says everyone has bodily autonomy! Except women, their shit needs to be locked down.

it’s funny when you can use your religion to both protect your bodily autonomy from vaccines and restrict the bodily autonomy of women.

That is an actual rule at nudist resorts. 

And with mangled grammar in all of them, no doubt. (Randy Rainbow’s Melania grammar lesson is a classic):

I came here just to say that I do not believe that she speaks all the languages she says she does. Look for footage of Melanie having a conversation in French or Italian, even when she is in countries where those languages are spoken, and she never gets past hello. It is just another lie that no one has time to…

In the age of Trump, I have stopped wondering why evangelicals are no longer apologizing for anything. Their new lord and savior doesn’t - why should they?

That and the fact he wrote a book called TRIGGERED and brought his girlfriend on tour to yell at hecklers who were mean to him. 

Yes. He wrote that in a book that would definitely not have been published if he were not the son of a rich white guy (who happens to be the president).

tender lovers

I really don’t care, do u?

It would be such a balm for the soul for a jury to definitively say “We have considered all the evidence and weighed every legal argument, and upon deliberation concluded that yes, this man is a lying motherfucker.” 

IDK if y’all have read them or not, Stephanie Grisham’s comments on this are nasty, vile bullshit.

I hope Stephen Miller is sitting in the room when Trump finds out about this so he can convince Trump that his first inclination to tweet out an accusation against Carroll of committing treason with this lawsuit is a good one.

If you still support Kanye West you deserve to be swindled out of your money while the rest of us laugh at your misfortune.

I’d like to think that if I was Savannah Guthrie in this moment, I would round up everyone I know for a meeting with NBC Law (TM) and ask that we all be released from our NDA to provide cover more vulnerable employees and also to leverage my power and my knowledge that this won’t break my bank to be a fucking good…

No, don’t feel anything for that Viper. She was/is a ‘Birther’ as much as her Vile husband. There’s plenty of video out there of her spewing the lies!

Jared, I love your complete inability to express emotion or feel physical pain.

I mean.. have you SEEN the guy?

You inspire me with your calm, stoic disposition and unwavering prioritization of that which matters most in life.

It’s such a weird response. “I’m obviously the RAPIST being referred to in the notes and it makes me scared for my safety because I’m a RAPIST and people don’t like us RAPIST’s and would like to hurt me, a RAPIST, just because I raped someone.”