Gamers are funny. Will fight to the death for the rights of developers to sexualize women. Will demonize women when they express their own sexuality.

How about we let people do whatever the fuck they want and the consequences of how others perceive them are theirs to own?

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

This is a good excuse to post one of my all time favorites.

Hunger Games: The Game.

"Molten Metal Cleavage" is the name of my new band.

This is why gaming today is so horrible. You spent 7 paragraphs and two screenshots whining about something that ultimately has no bearing on whether or not the game is interesting or fun.

I'm excited for this Final Fantasy where Cid's airship will be supported by balloons instead of propellers.

Dear Gabe,

That's 1410.96lbs.

Or, your mom.

- Xbox Live

I admire your taste, you bitch.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Don't worry, it's just Missing No.

"So far as anybody knows, those test bots tend to be in thousands of groups—not hundreds of thousands."

Northern European men are always youtube/instagram/snapchat stars. The blonde hair and light eyes mesmerize tweens.

Pretty sure it's Nipples.

"Handless Blue Boy: Asian Style" sure sounds a lot dirtier than I think it was intended.

Logically, the dragons decide that the whole green-eyes thing is complete bunk, and choose to go find the douche-canoe who told them in the first place.

Take It Off > Shake It Off