At the NFL awards, it’s the wives and girlfriends that are missing teeth.

Shootouts are super entertaining! But it’s like ending a tie baseball game with a homerun derby. That would be awesome! It would also make no sense.

Tru-dat, I love U2!

Kid held the glove up for an extra second to ensure his father knew what a pussy he is.

The yellow card rule is a dumb rule, but her comments are even dumber. Columbia played one down for virtually the entire second half, the US got two penalties...I mean, c’mon, Abby.

Years of deferred salaries, adding up to $32.5 million, had made him the Penguins’ largest creditor. He proposed to convert $20 million of his deferred salary into equity, enough to give him controlling interest. He also promised to keep the team in Pittsburgh. The U.S. Bankruptcy Court gave preliminary approval to…

OK, get off my property. Do it now. Right now. You want out of the contract? You’re out of the contract. I want you standing in the street before you you hurt my Jeep or yourself, and I want it now. No harm, no foul. Get out. Keep the $1000 non-refundable deposit, just leave.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

he was 30 a the time and she was 16.

I’d dare say all of this is a better investment than an unneeded fighter plane that is ten years and $170 billion (and counting) over budget.

Blatter Cancer

I live in an apartment with only two other people and we love going to Costco! But regarding the hard alcohol, you can’t buy it in all states. We moved from California to Virginia, and here in Virginia you can only buy hard alcohol at abc stores :(

And I’m surprised his name is Fred and not Jim.

I had a shower beer last summer, after not having one for about 20 years. It was glorious. Plus I got the opportunity to explain the concept to my horrified wife.

Also the Tom they were talking about is Thomas Paine. They are real Patriots after all.

And what happens to the idiot who leaves the turn signal on for miles?

The current Mazda 2 is sold in the U.S.

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.

In fairness, what were the odds his helmet would hit anyone throwing it into the stands at an AFL game?