And shoves gold out almost completely. They’re the 49ers. They are literally named after people looking for gold. I guess we are meant to content ourselves with the only gold on the jersey:

That precedence is nonbinding.

“Somebody’s going to make a horrible mistake.”

Jesus fucking christ he’s fucking 5’11!” That’s not fucking short!

Barn find doesn’t fit so well, I’d call it more of a tool shed find

They are playing the Bucks, let’s not get too excited. But he did fall down last night and managed not to injure himself, so that is encouraging.

If the Atlanta mascot isn’t renamed Mike Hawk with this transition, then it’s all a waste.

Maybe a mule was driving.

Watching that Wes Matthews bubble suddenly stop is just fucking depressing, man.

Maybe they should consolidate with another auto-maker to resolve situation.

Haha, true.

Meanwhile, half the time I can’t get into my own car cause I try to put the ignition key in the door.

Thanks for posting it! I was super pumped when I saw it. My husband messaged me with “uh... did you send a dear doug?” and I freaked out in giddy schoolgirl excitement. You’re my favorite!

it's a perfectly rational and adult thing to do. however, it's not a sports fan thing to do.

Isn't there a small issue of totally blocking off the waterway by doing this? I guess two of them with a span over the middle would solve this, but three of them as shown in the graphic seems like they'd just be a huge hindrance.

Thunder fan with a Seattle thumbnail. I am confused.

Wisconsin averaged 12.5 personal fouls per game this year-best in the country. With 10 minutes left in the second half, Duke was in the double bonus. The fouls in the second half favored Duke by a 13-6 margin. Duke shot twice as many free throws as Wisconsin. I’m willing to write some of that off as Duke attacking the…

As a Mariners homer, I share your reluctant enthusiasm, Tom.

Hmm, I think I'd struggle the most with the 300-meter run. The metric system. It gets me every time.

Yeah, that's pretty the thought of every runner, I think. I had that thought before almost every race (except the 4x4, I loved the 4x4) through all of high school, college, and the occasional track meet that I still get to these days.